The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.
John Manry -Stupid go getter and got his ass beat by kymele hart #ta
The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.
Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John
COMPLETE RACIST! And homosexual...
Stop being such a John Hutchinson!
Ollie John is a very handsome guy. He likes to have fun and play games all the time. The best thing about him is he is so chill.
Your like Ollie John.
Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.
I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.
The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?
You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily
Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen