exactly what it says on the tin

The label on the item in question is self descriptive, and leaves no doubt as to what is contained in the package.

"Tin" refers to what they call "cans" in England.

"This label says 'fireworks'. What's in the box?" "Exactly what it says on the tin.

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sewn shut what up

Said after ripping someone apart. Similar meaning to "eat shit." Often repeated as if part of a rapp.

"Wow, that guy just burnt you. Way to let up a touchdown."
"You don't even play.. sewn shut what up.."

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you are what you eat

A saying that is used when someone who eats pussy acts like what he eats. (substituting the noun pussy for the verb pussy).

Gangsta 1: You fronted that nigga 2 pounds because he was rolling deep.
Gangsta 2: It aint even like that.
Gangsta 3: You are what you eat. (as he cocks the desert eagle).

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What's the word on the Merryl Streep?

oscar

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what are you doing step bro?

The question you ask when your step bro walks into your room with his big schlong dong out and about. Expect "Sweet Home Alabama," to start playing in the next few seconds.

Step Sis: *in a loli voice* What are you doing step bro? *bites her lip as she tugs on her skirt*

FBI Agent: Okay I have seen enough

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What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

what it do after 2

wassup after 2
what we going to do after 2
do u got my money after 2

what it do after to CHRIS

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