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Like the best person in the world according to the definition of Carter and James
Carter James
The funniest sexiest man alive
James awdas is sexy AF and so funny
Sex; Fuck Boy
Species; Toxic
Sign; Red Flag đźš©
One might define James Payton Payne as the scum between toes. Other define this person as A Chronic Irritation that develops in your youth and flares up frequently throughout the rest of your life.
When a man cheats on you for 10 months and you find out about it in front of the football team, don’t cause a scene, do this instead…say
“He pulled a James Payton Payne on me.” And sleep with all his friends.
A man with Star Wars on the mind.
That Cheeseman James just spent his whole paycheck on SW figurines.
James Plath is a benevolent, omnipotent deity who sews amber waves of honey and light in his writings. His teachers or that of a new phenomenology comparable to that of the ancient text of Babylon. His criticism is both in the lens of foresight and hindsight, as he can peer thought the mind, heart, and soul of us who is not worthy of his grace. His potent fertility is only parallel to magnitude and girth of his phallus.
His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.
Him: Man, I love James Plath's critique of "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." It's so profound!
Her: I'm so in love with you.
a thique bitch with phat cake. likes fireplaces and taking 15 minutes. he’s also rly pretty 🥺
damn James Thomas Anderson is fucking pretty.
i know right?
To the maximum extremity of slow; pudlike
Alex acted james owsley at the zoo