Open your third eye

A shorter way of saying 'The answer is write in front of you. Don't be a fucking moron.'

Bimbo: What is the answer to question 3.
Guy: It's on the first page of the textbook. Open your third eye, you e-class hoe.

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Eyes Blue Like The Atlantic

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Your friend: Hey man, what's up?

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Your friend: Wha-
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eye pimping on da booty

staring at a girls body or booty

I saw him eye pimping on da booty all night!

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your eyes are getting brown

used instead of full of shit

you didn't go to school today, your eyes are getting brown

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Ol' Googly-Eye Jurica

Reference to WSAZ TV meteorologist Marina Jurica, who appears to be afflicted with "Lazy Eye" disorder. Resembling a reptile, her eyes appear to function independent of each other, pointing in opposing directions at any given moment.

How she managed to break into TV broadcast journalism is a mystery to all.

It's Ol' Googly-Eye Jurica on the TV! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

A phrase used to describe when one of your eyes happens to stare at a girls chest or butt. This usually occurs without you noticing but with everyone else noticing.

Girl: Your friend is a creeper i swear he was staring at my chest all night.
Guy: LOL ill talk to him about it later today

Guy: Dude were you staring at my girls chest last night
Guy 2: Nah man i took my glance when she arrived and left but thats it
Guy: Oh dude you must have Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

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Their Eyes Were Watching God

An excellent novel written by Zora Neale Hurston in 1937. The book details the life of Janie Crawford , a Southern black woman, and her search to find her voice and her one true love. This novel was popularized partly by it's inclusion as required reading within some high school English classes, Oprah Winfrey’s book club, and the fact that it is very original and enthralling, giving the reader a new sense of what the world was like in the 1930’s through the eyes of a strong-willed black woman.

Student #1: Is Mrs. Essigmann making your class read 'Their Eyes Were Watching God', too?

Student #2: Shut the fuck up.

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