Random
Source Code
Random
A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,
Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.
Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.
Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?
Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.
Sellin bunk dope. Even to Fran’s. Bottom dweller.
Dude this is all cut, mussa kwalked off the job again.
when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?
The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.
The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.
Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!
No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.
"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"
The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet
My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job
Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.
Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!