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The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.
Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months
Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie
The kind of slime left on your knob after ramming a kuntren in the face pussy
My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
When a man's fucking a girl in the ass and she shits on his dick. At the time he pulls out she puts peanut butter in her mouth and sucks his dick aka peanut butter cup!
Steven: "I got Tiffany to do the peanut butter cup last night."
Lee: "that's gross but you're legendary"
Steven: "her mouth was filled with peanut butter and " chocolate ".
Lee" Peanut butter cup!"
When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.
(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?
(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.
Butter Shakes happen when you’ve eaten too much butter and you experience a tingling sensation in your arms and legs.
I was at the movie theatre and I ate an entire Large bag of popcorn, stood up and the fuckin butter shakes hit me so hard ughh.
When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.
Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.