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someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...
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a monkey that sits on the carpet.
oh look, the carpet monkey is back
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These 2 words can be used at anytime, and infact do not have a proper definition the point is to confuse.
If you radomly say these words midsentance or even in a silence the other person/people will either believe you are insane or question whether you actually did say it at all (making them think they might be insane).
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A person who is addicted to the act of Cunnilingus (oral sex performed on a woman). Primarily a term used by lesbian or bi-sexual females.
1. I thought Jenna was straight, but she's really a dirty little Crack Monkey!
2. I was really nervous when I first tried oral with another Girl. Now I'm a total Crack Monkey!
3. I never liked oral sex until I met Barbara. Now I'm a Freakin' Crack Monkey!
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yo son, i ran into gomez the other day. he was all trying to step, so i shot his ass and left the mother fucker monkey status in the street
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WHEN YOU OWN MONKEYS AND YOU GET THEM ALL DIAPERED AND READY FOR BED , YOU LAY IN BED AND WATCH TV WITH THEM OR PLAY .. ITS THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY TO A MONKEY OWNER . i POSTED THIS AND IT HAS BEEN PUBLISHED IN BOOKS AND USED AS THE TITLE OF A MOVIE .
I'M GETTING TIRED ITS TIME TO MONKEY UP AND GO TO BED .
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to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.
kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey
uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey
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