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<.7.9.7.6.>If Nichole Sakura, DOes NOt Stop Bothering Me, I, ANgel JOse RObles Will YOu All As individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
A day where fake people turn all their friends fake.
On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.
A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.
These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.
There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.
He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.
Someone incompetent in all manner of work.
He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.
Using face cream to help with wrinkles
Using Lube
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds
God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds
Using face cream to help with wrinkles
Using Lube for vaginal dryness
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds
Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'