A small ginger gremlin that bites feet.
Also is a cat lover.
Is that alle?
Oh, that ginger gremlin? Yeah I heard they had a cat.
Person 1: Have you heard of Alles?
Person 2: Yeah, heard it's a privacy cluster fuck
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Someone thinks they know something but are totally wrong. They will argue with you even when proven wrong.
The know-it-not-at-all girl argued that vaccines cause autism.
A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.
I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…
Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.
Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.