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a foul tasting wet sensation, akin to sushi or mcdonalds $.99 menu
That McChicken Smoothie was pure fart taste if ever there was one
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A large flatulent discharge that when sitting down results in a hovering effect pushing you of the seat.
Dude1: (PRFTPRFTPRFTPRFT).
Dude2: Dude that was rancid!
Dude1: Dude I now did you see that I totally hover farted
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A very embarrassing comment your girl might say, usually as you're moving in for a big kiss.
Steve: thinking it is finally the time to move this relationship to the next level gets real close to Chris's lips
Chris: did you fart?
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the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.
we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.
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When a fart emitted by a person smells like the food they have recently eaten.
Dude, that fart smelled like a burger! I'm farting in real smell again...
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One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.
A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.
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Flatulence released from the deepest depths of your bowels that it would suffocate 42 Apache Indians in a cave.
Holy shit Kristin you let out an Apache death fart in here roll down the windows!
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