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The act of giving someone a blow job double the slurpity slurp while not using hands with a 360 rotation of the head leading into a wang bang
She gave me the double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang last night. It blew my mind
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An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.
Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.
Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni
during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis
Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.
The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
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A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
A tattoo that signifies that the one wearing it has been raped or sexually assaulted in the past. The skeleton hand means that they'll never fully recover but the flower resembles that they want to feel love and are making an effprt to move on.
Person 1: hey they have a nice tattoo
Person 2: wat was it?
Person 1: it was a skeleton hand holding a flower tattoo
Person 2: that tat shows that they got raped
Person 1:oh damn
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The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.
Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!
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