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marie: Nothing to say??.....cat got your tounge?
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An idiomatic expression similar to "you can't have your cake and eat it too". The phrase originated from a viral youtube video in which a girl professes her love for cats but is devastated that she can't hug every cat, despite how much she wants to.
Debbie: I bought all this cake and food for my birthday party, but because I bought so much food I don't have any money left to pay my friends to attend. I guess you just can't hug every cat.
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The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:
- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree
"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."
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"come meet my cat"
"would you like me to stroke it?"
"yes, have a look at my pussy..."
"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"
"I don't have cat!"
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A yellow cat that is not dancing, instead, having sex with a human, named "Villager". Creative name, I know
Person 1:Hey did you see that Funny yellow cat dancing
Person 2: That cat is not dancing! It's having sex!
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A psychological state of bewilderment and shame
1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.
Industrious, hard-working, frantically accomplishing, hurriedly attempting
She rushed through her day, busy as a cat covering it up.