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stupid cakes

Stupid cakes

She’s got stupid cakes 🥵🍑

Having a large bum/backside

by John harper October 22, 2019


cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020


cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks

Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”

by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020


cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016


Bundt cake booty

Booty so thicccc that you may not come back from it!!

Damn you see B in them leggings? Yeah bruh, that ain’t not regular sheet cake, that’s a bundt cake booty!!

by Thiccbootybeaches October 12, 2022


Bundt cake booty

Like a regular cake, but better because she thicccc

You see bri? She got that bundt cake booty!!

by Thiccbootybeaches October 13, 2022


Sran Cakes

The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.

Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!

Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.

by Srig-o-rama December 2, 2003