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December 5th

National Beat your meat in front of your crush

December 5th I beat my meet infront of my crush

by rPvnther December 3, 2019


December 5th

Australia's National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day! Go compliment your girlfriend!!
(National Compliment your Boyfriend Day is December the 6th!

Hey are you in Australia on December 5th AND have a girlfriend? Well go compliment her!

by ueinxc December 4, 2023


December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022


December 5th

December 5th is National cover your man in hickey's day.

Girl 1: Hey do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: It's December 5th why?
Girl 1: Exactly it's Nation cover your man in hickey's day!
Girl 2: Oh okay I'll go do that now.

by UnkownLlamaKing December 5, 2024


December 5th

The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.

I dont know what to write here. December 5th

by oh shoot I missed that December 5, 2022


December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 5, 2023


December 5th

National wear black day. Find anything black in your clothes and wear it

Guy 1: hey what are you wearing December 5th?
Guy 2: I'm wearing black of course

by Csyr so ihvtit retichot November 13, 2019