National Beat your meat in front of your crush
December 5th I beat my meet infront of my crush
Australia's National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day! Go compliment your girlfriend!!
(National Compliment your Boyfriend Day is December the 6th!
Hey are you in Australia on December 5th AND have a girlfriend? Well go compliment her!
Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.
You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th
December 5th is National cover your man in hickey's day.
Girl 1: Hey do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: It's December 5th why?
Girl 1: Exactly it's Nation cover your man in hickey's day!
Girl 2: Oh okay I'll go do that now.
The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.
I dont know what to write here. December 5th
Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.
It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.
National wear black day. Find anything black in your clothes and wear it
Guy 1: hey what are you wearing December 5th?
Guy 2: I'm wearing black of course