Their Eyes Were Watching God

An excellent novel written by Zora Neale Hurston in 1937. The book details the life of Janie Crawford , a Southern black woman, and her search to find her voice and her one true love. This novel was popularized partly by it's inclusion as required reading within some high school English classes, Oprah Winfrey’s book club, and the fact that it is very original and enthralling, giving the reader a new sense of what the world was like in the 1930’s through the eyes of a strong-willed black woman.

Student #1: Is Mrs. Essigmann making your class read 'Their Eyes Were Watching God', too?

Student #2: Shut the fuck up.

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Bombastic Side eye

Uncomfortable

Bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye

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Red Eye Shot

A drink originating in Sioux Falls, SD, named after The RedEye Bar it was invented in, appearance, and for its affects post consumption. Served in a plastic power bomb shot glass, you fill the center shot with UV Cherry Vodka and fill the outside ring with NOS Energy drink. The shot will look like a red eye. Created at a time before a negative correlation between energy drinks and alcohol was established, this shot represents the true epitome of the dangers presented with combining both items. Caution is strongly advised: If consumed in moderate to large quantities the imbiber will develop blood shot eyes.

Mike: What do you feel like doing tonight? Are you up for a drink after work?
Jack: The red-eyed Coyote will appear in the RedEye Bar at the far end of town.
Mike: Oh man, I'm not sure I can handle another night of Red Eye Shots!

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Garnett Eye Exam

When you are balls deep in a girls mouth, and reach around her back and shove your fist in her ass. Thus causing her eyes yo shoot out of her head.

Garnett eye Exam

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give the fetus a black eye

this term is used to describe a man with a big cock who unceremoniously fucks a pregnant women as hard as he possibly can with no regard for the unborn fetus which is why he is said to give the fetus a black eye.

"so johnathan you actually fucked that skanky pregnant chick rachel? your fucking sick. did you give the fetus a black eye?"

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brown-eye peek-a-boo

Whilst someone slumbers, you clevery sneak up on them and lay a deuce(taking a shit) on their face. Then either get the f*ck out of there, or pretend you dont know how it happened when they wake up.

"Hey man, Charlie fell asleep early. Lets go play brown-eye peek-a-boo."

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Never Close Our Eyes

to stay in the moment and stay open to all possibilities. and to have the power to create our reality.

adam lambert's song "Never Close Our Eyes"