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A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.
"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."
John's Ward Evans, a mysterious scientist. Is he friend or foe to the atomic age, huh?
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
An epic gamer, and artist in many fields. A bit lonely but it’s okay his fans relate. A little mean cutie patootie
omg is that kryoz john?
yeas he so rude :)
When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.
Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.
A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide
Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!
Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.