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When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.
Used to designate any 7-UP flavoured pastry.
My cousin died from eating a Luna Cake
Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole
My uncle married a Luna Cake
Cake with rum in it. Drunk rock crusher in Manassas poured rum in wifes cake batter.
I really want to get hammered. Got any rum cake?
A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.
I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.
I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.
I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.