/b/

Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief.

You may call me /b/.

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/b/

Rule 1 of the Internet: Do not talk about /b/.
Rule 2 of the Internet: Do NOT talk about /b/.
For those of you who don't already know, read on at your own risk and never mention it anywhere else.

/b/ is an image board on the infamous website 4chan. It has often been described as the toilet bowl of the internet; this is just the tip of the iceberg. /b/ is the darkest dungeon at the back of the darkest building at the end of the darkest street in the dirtiest toilet bowl in the unruliest prison.

Blue waffle, special fried rice, tubgirl, goatse and meatspin are all old material here, and common appearances include these along with pornographic/hentai renditions of every idea known to man (see Rule 34 of the Internet) and every disgusting sexual fetish conjured by man.

Don't destroy your eyes and brain, and don't force it on other people. Just one quick peek and you'll never forget it.

If /b/ was the only punishment in court, the world would be free of war and crime.

Don't do it. Just DON'T.

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B

B

B

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B

It's just a fucking letter! However, the word is sometimes used to describe your friends or lovers and even to reply back to a compliment.

"You are looking damn sexy tonight!"
"Thanks B!"

"Hey B!"

"Hiya babe!"

"What you up to B?"

"Nothing much babe."

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--b

emoticon showing thumbs up, but might be slightly disturbed or just not sure whats going on.

good job --b

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>:B

>:B is the single greatest "emoticon" ever created. Usage of >:B includes but is not limited to: showing extreme delight in a recent event, conveying mischievousness, and/or revealing that something is a joke.

Person 1: I just stole a peech.
Person 2: >:B

Person 1: I heard you cut the Intertubes connected to Iran.
Person 2: >:B

Person 1: Scientology.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: >:B

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b

One of the letters that can mistakenly appear when one tries to press the spacebar and does not notice that b has it instead.

Hey maxbjust checking up on how you're doing.

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