Java

C++or PERL(b/c it's interpreted) on Crack Cocaine.

C++: cin>>iNum;
Java: iNum = Integer.parseInt(Keyboard.in());

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Java

The definition of a sweetheart-asshole. A person who can be a complete asshole at times but still manages to make u fall in love with them more everyday because of how much of a sweetheart he is. Java is loving, kind, hilarious, handsome, athletic, adorable, passionate, and can make u smile on ur hardest days.

I love u, Java.

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Java

wow.

Java....wow.

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Java

Shitty programming language that gave birth to Minecraft.

"ah fuck, Java crashed again."

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Java

When a guy is obsessed with a girl, but she's not interested.

Jeffery pulled a java when he throw rocks at Ava's window

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Java

Short quick way to express something that is both funny and chill at the same time.

I spent the entire day in my pajamas watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees, java.

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java

da kewlest proograming language evurrrr duuuude lolzorzzzzhaxxorz!!!!

System.out.println(" java is super keeeewl <3<3<3<3 ");

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