Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.
Look over there! That's probably a Johannes
A black nigga who always wants beef
Oh shit it’s johanne
Frik run he’s gonna drop us (or at least try to and fail)
Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.
Johannes sucks
A person who really loves a certain thing and can't be persuaded to love something else. Even though he has no reason to love it.
Jim:Eat apples. They are better for you.
Johann:No Burgers all day.