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Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

Look over there! That's probably a Johannes

by MynameisnotJohannes February 02, 2021


Johanne

A black nigga who always wants beef

Oh shit it’s johanne
Frik run he’s gonna drop us (or at least try to and fail)

by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018


Johann

The biggest bum

Johann is sooo a bum

by Urban dict boy December 31, 2018


Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.

Your as low as johannes.

by Pocketshot226 September 06, 2021


Johannes

Super gay

Like really gay

He is really Johannes

by yas54321 May 29, 2020


Johannes

Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.

Johannes sucks

by Kevin Eliassen January 11, 2016


Johann

A person who really loves a certain thing and can't be persuaded to love something else. Even though he has no reason to love it.

Jim:Eat apples. They are better for you.
Johann:No Burgers all day.

by Shrek beats Shaggy April 04, 2019