iq

An acronym for Intelligence Quotient, a quality that remains constant throughout a person's life. It is a ratio of mental age to actual age and determines the ability of an individual to succeed in and adapt to complex environments. IQ greatly influences the person's GPA, SAT scores, Education Level, Job Performance, Salary and Career Attainment.

Dumbo: Hey do you know why Bill Gates is the richest and most powerful man in the world, and why Microsoft is so successful?
Starto: Yes, it is because he has a really high IQ and makes sure that his company only hires high IQ people. I think Google is using the same hiring strategy.
Synonyms- Intelligence, Smartness.
Antonyms- EQ, Stupidness.

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Iq

A group on myspace. Consisting of a bunch of stuck up pussies. The owner looks like a faggot-ass raped ape mixed with some bitchassness mixed in. He is an ugly little fuck!

They have no lives. I have been in this group but moved on to AP.

Me: Did you see that bunch of pussies in IQ?
You: Hell yeah dawg them nigga mad lame yo.

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IQ

Insomnia queen

Yo, that chick's a total IQ! She never sleeps!

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IQ

What you don't have.

If you need to define IQ you need professional help. 'Nuff said.

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IQ

IQ is the scale of intelligence, the stats are here:

Me - Me
Fucking genius - Einstein
Average - Your lesbian neighbour
Retarded - Women
Useless - Cleverbot
Peter Griffin - Your step-dad
Avg CoD player - You
Living Condom Commercial - Your father
Lil Wayne - Your mother

Me: Hey what's your IQ?
Dumbass: What's IQ?

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IQ

measurement of intelligence, lacked by common USA citizens, such as joe sixpack or George bush.
common symptoms of lack of such include redneckness, the use of the word America instead of United States of America, and possession of guns and ammo.
:D

You really have to lack iq in order to live in USA.

there are some exemptions but they are rare

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IQ Farming

The act of watching Rick and Morty on mute, listening to Despacito, and T-posing all at the same time. This results in your IQ going up by unreasonable amounts, but so much so that if you don't take breaks, you could die.

Intelligent person: stultius quam tibi
Idiot: what did you just say dude?
Intelligent person: Oh sorry, but ever since I started IQ Farming it's been hard to dumb myself enough for inferior idiots like you to understand me
Idiot: This is why you don't have any friends