Mal-Cum

Mal-Cum is an awfull substance which in reality means ''bad" cum (cum meaning some sort of genital fluid). Over the years though Mal-Cum has grown to mean a great deal of things. Really the only criteria that need to be met for something to be called Mal-Cum is that it has to be a liquid and it has to be unplesent.

Mal-Cum can be anything from ordinary lemon juice to the not so ordinary alcohal-laced goat vaginal fluid and everything in between.

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Nor/mal

Neo pronouns that people use when they only have half a brain cell

What’s your pronouns?
Nor/mal haha

Oh so like “mal is taking nor dog for a walk”
No I’m just normal and straight

That’s not what a pronoun is lol dumbass

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Nor/mal

A fake pronoun used by transphobes because 'they use default settings'.

1-So, what are your pronouns?
2- Nor/mal
1- You are a terrible person

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nor/mal

Pronouns that cis-het people put into their bios to mask the fact that they have a raging pisskink. Even if they say they don’t, they do.

“yea my pronouns are nor/mal haha”
“oh so you have a piss kink”

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mal pedo

literally "bad fart", but means "That blows", "That f'in bites the big one", "That f'in sucks" (Mexican slang only)

Your vato tells you that he's at the border trying to cross, but the line is now 2 hrs. Your response would be "muy mal pedo".

nor/mal

1. pronouns used by twinks to hide their gayness

2. pronouns used by gay men as a secret code to other gay men

what are your pronouns?
nor/mal
me too!
*has gay sex*

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Nor/mal

Nor/mal pronouns are only ever used by gay men who have piss kinks.they also like to scream “no homo” when they're horny

Person 1:hey my pronouns are nor/mal🤣🤣
Person 2:oh..i have a degrading kink but ok
Person 1:huh?
Person 2:*pees on person 1*
Person 1:NO HOMO

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