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A dark haired handsome man.. about average height, with dark eyes and a five o'clock shadow. Mike is as charming as they come...speaking of which he is known to pull really strange faces at times.
He will make you smile and laugh really hard, so much so you will end up fizzing pop up your nose (if you were drinking).. its ok though he is really nerdy too.
He has the most awesome taste in films and music and is a god of knowledge..well most of the time! They normally have around 9 dogs simply because they cant say no to puppy dog eyes as they posess such a big heart.
The more you get to know Mike the harder you fall for him.
He keeps things real and is such a genuine person who puts others before himself.
Amy: ''wanna spoon under my duvet?''
Mike: ''Ummm. Whats a duvet?''
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Getting assigned BS chores and assignments from your boss that he or she easily could've done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. Meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. Origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was "MIKE".
"Man, I just got Miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. This is BS!!" "Can you go get me that TPS report I just printed. Thanks." (that was a rhetorical question)
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(n) Short for Mike's Hard Lemonade. an alcoholic beverage containing 5% alcohol by volume (which is more than most light beers). Mike's is not a beer it is considered a cooler. generally consumed by people who dislike the taste of beer.
beer? nah i could go for some Mike's tho.
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A MAN WHO CAN CUM RAINBOWS
holy shit why does that chick have rainbows all over her?
Mike...
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A guy who's too cool for school. He's pretty good at video games. Drives a pretty nice car but could use some work. He has some girl and some guy friends. Has the chance with some girl but needs his balls to drop first. Is better than what he thinks he is. Is way to cautious and needs to throw chance to the wind.
Me: MIKE ASK HER OUT ALREADY!!!!
Mike: bububububut i don't know
Me: OMG quit being a chickenshit!
Mike: I'm not. I just don't know whether I should....
Me: Thats the exact definition of being a chickenshit. Dude she wants you to!
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Okay, so a guy called Mike is usually very sexy and funny. You can talk to Mike for hours and never ever get bored. When you look at him, he takes away your breath <== That's how hot and sexy he is.Usually people say that hot people are dumb and very conceited. And most of the time this is true... but NOT when talking about MIke. Even though he is extremely hot and bangable, he is also pretty smart and understanding. Sometimes he may act like he is very conceited and "into himself" kid, but he is just pretending, trust me. If you get to know MIke, you will soon understand that he is one of the best friends you can ever have. He may be a very big dick( usually he refers to himself as an 'asshole'). Nevertheless, he is one of the sweetest and caring people you will ever meet.
Naturally,most Mikes skate, but other may ride a bike, scooter, and car as well.ALso some mikes are 'Scene'
Mikes usually LOVE music. They say that Music is one of the biggest parts of their lives.
scientific name for Mike is Mikeuis Sexyoulis Fuckaholicus. <3
1.Me: hey look at this kid! he is mad fucking hot!
My friend: DUHH. His NAme is MIke ! DUH
2. Syd: OMG! This kid loves music
kerry: DUh. HE is a total MIke
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A real man. All them ladies are jealous of any woman dating a Mike. His hair parts like a beautiful waterfall. His eyes look like the ocean. His lips are warm and he kisses reaaalll good. He is the perfect boyfriend and any girl dating him will have very few female friends, because they're all jealous whores. Mike is fearless and will buy tampons for his woman. He is also very inappropriate in public places. I loooooove me some Mike.
What is that God-like figure hovering over my bed? Ohh, it's just Mike.
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