Basically pornhub for children
Kid 1: hey dude wanna fuck on roblox
Kid 2: sorry I have to ask my mom first
Kid 1: oh yeah I forgot we were eight
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Roblox is a video ga-, I meant a video "experience" for all ages
It is made to practice capitalism and have fun :D
I will just explain how roblox's most popular experiences
Adopt me
- It is a game about cracking and kicking eggs
Do you remember when it used to be only as a roleplaying game with babies? NO THAT DIDNT EVEN EXIST IT WAS WIPED OUT OF EVERYONES MIND
Anyways, this game also helps you get your dream job if your dream job is to be an addicted gambler gambling at the casinos
ROYALE HIGH (my fav game now time to roast it)
- It WAS a roleplaying experience about fairies and mermaids
It WAS peaceful back then
It WAS a happy life back then
but now..
Discrimination against poor and rich
Drama happening sometime in awhile
WHERE THE HECK IS THE NEW NEW SCHOOL
Callmehbob pls fix halo values ;w; my fren cant get a halo and is now begging me to give her one ;w;
We only care about halos and who is rich now :'>
Arsenal
- It helps improve hand-eye coordination, muscle coordination, coordination coordination, anything coordination
so its basically good :>
just watch out of toxic peeps and hackers
heres a good comment about this game made by someone else
"IT PROMOTES VIOLENCE STOP PLAYING IT YOU DAUGHTER OF A BICH YOU WONT BE SUCCESSFUL IRL"
anyways next game,
PIGGY (granny but pig and PIG LORE :O)
- It promotes swine fever (got lazy lol)
anyways here is the words you probably will hear there often,
Free robux pwease i need it my sister died of cancer ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
*kills*
*dodges*
*kills again*
*dodges again* (Top 10 most intense anime battles)
:O Ur rich im not, can you pwease gib me robux
HAHAHA you poor you hab no robux >:D
UvU UwU UnU Fuck U
*Roblox just added voice chat*
*intense swearing and bat screeching*
NOOBS EZEZEZ
GG everyone :D
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An online game where if you don't have robux, you're not cool. Typically said in a corny and bratty manner from somebody else who has robux. They get offended easily, can't take jokes often, get their panties in a wad over ridiculous and ludicrous things; most of the time being trivial or offensive towards them in any kind of way, shape, or form.
Sometimes, even when minding one's own business, they can still call one out for not having this "beloved" online currency, for seemingly no reason at all. And these kids don't seem to realize who's behind the screen most of the time, making their half-assed insult seem more bullshit then once before. These kids, can even piss off and annoy the most modest person on the planet---Not unlike some bratty teenagers I've heard of. What really pisses me off more is it the lack of knowledge of who might be more "functional" than others, typically speaking, the people who are not lenient. What I'm saying is that there are people who take things seriously, and do harm to themselves.
Which under no circumstance is acceptable. It can be looked at from the brat's point of view. Mostly tasteless and mindless, to spelling errored and corny insults could come your way, even if you say a kindergarten insult to them.
Brat: I have so much robux u noob get robux lmao Roblox the best
Me: Fuck off you prick (Comes out as #### ### ### ####)
Brat: Tags noob im cooler then you XD get robux noob
Me: End my fucking suffering
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A philosophical belief or idea that involves the game roblox. One who believes in this will see the human life through a different perspective.
Kenny played to much roblox and now he has written a sixty page essay on "Robloxism."
An online multiplayer fun game/hangout . Officially released in 2006 by David B. (AKA Builderman) and Eric C. (AKA eric.cassel) . In 2013 Eric died of cancer . It has over 500M players . Its a success!!!!!
I play Roblox.
A messed up platform which has been like that since 2017, where there are nonces, online daters, bots, exploiters, dead games, gangsters, condo games and edge-lords
It has 1.4 Billion registered users half of them are bots.
It's messed up on xbox one
An app where kids use to spend thousands of dollars on just to get online girlfriends and look good.
Person 1: I have a gf on Roblox
Person 2: Bro wtf your fucking weird