DD

Drunk Driver

Don't worry guys I'll DD home tonight

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DD

direct deposit

my boss said I should see my dd in my account in two days

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dds

stands for dragon dagger super poison, on runescape. you have to have 60+ atk to weild, and u have to have done lost city of zanaris quest. it does awsome damage and pwns noobs by poisoning them first, then owning them with special atk.

me: im a noob want to help me explore the wildy?
other noob: sure (thinking since i dont have a wep out i suck)
i whip out a dds, and two hit him
noob: oh no! a dds! ahhhh! you noob!

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DD

DD started on a simulated military based on Habbo Hotel. DD has now become a large cult that is mainly for outcasts and social rejects who target vulnerable people online.

They are very identifiable as they wear purple bucket hats.

Why did you join DD? Do you have any self-respect?

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DD

A disabled dinosaur.

Aw, that T-Rex is a DD, it can't function.

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DDS

Dead Dick Syndrome. This is the male version of menopause. When you become older (40's and so on) your erections will lose its stamina while being in bed with your partner.

Jan: Damn, Todd. We've gotta do something about your DDS.

Todd: Like what?

Jan: Sexual enhancement pills oughta cure your problem. It'll increase that dead dick of yours.

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DD

dick deprived - the deprivation of dick for too long

Update: It is day 34 of me being DD and my moodiness has reached it's worst. Somebody send help... preferably in the shape of a very good looking man.

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