gaystar putnam

The act of a man accidentally releasing a feminine sounding fart while orgasming inside a woman's mouth.

"Sorry about the Gaystar Putnam babe, but at least you have freckles now."

stone putnam

Stone Putnams are greedy little pigs, ready to leach off everyone they love. they love public masturbation, and self sucking.

person 1: hey did you see that stone Putnam over there?
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking

Putnam tramp

A large hairy scrotum that has smiley faces previously drawn on it by male prostitutes.

"Dude wtf is wrong with your penis?"
Someone gave me a Putnam tramp

Putnam ave

The Avenue jack drunkenly stumbles down after a night of criterion channel and licking faces of boys in music videos

There he goes again, the Putnam ave regular. Probably just subjected his friends to another rant about what art is.

putnaming

Putnaming: To send somebody the "Putnam" emoticon in Facebook chat, then quickly appearing offline before the victim can respond.
:putnam:

That son of a B just putnammed me! WTF?!

oh look... sarah's online...

:putnam:

hehehehe ;)

*putnaming*