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2+2=4 and 2 upside down looks like a 1 so 4+1=5 and 5+2=7 so 2+2=-57
"Whats 2+2= class?" "Teacher 2+2=57"
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When you have the brain power of a stupid puppy, or are the biggest genius in a century and outplay Elon Musk's jokes
Elbert Ainstein: 2 + 2 = Fish
Elon Musk: I have been outplayed.
2+2-1 is defined by Big Shaq our lord and savior who died for sins in exodus 2:3-17 in which he exclaimed “2+2 is 4 minus 1 that’s 3, quick maths” or “quick mafs”.
Teacher:
“Timmy can you define the term “Quick Maths”?
Timmy:
“Indeed I can ma’m. The definition of quick maths is 2+2-1.
Interesting fact: 2.4 (which rounds to 2) plus 2.3 (which rounds to 2) is equal to 4.7 (which rounds to 5).
You could then end up with 2 + 2 = 5 if you don't keep the same number of significant figures in your calculations.
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Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984
"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"
*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority
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1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.
2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.
From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")
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Righ so this meme has been out for like a week and it's over used
2+2=4-1 that's 3 quick maths, the ting goes ssssssskkkkkkkrrrrrr
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