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Ket cramps (or K cramps) is the name of the abdominal pain suffered by users of ketamine who take 1g + per day for a prolonged period of time
"Oh man, I've got the ket cramps bad."
"Stop taking ket everyday then you filthy scumbag."
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A similar, but sub species of the Sesh Gremlin
The ket boglin will seek out ‘nests’ inhabited by other ket boglins and will stay for up to 2 weeks before venturing out for more ket. During the summer months these nests can grow to extraordinary sizes and form in fields and woods. Walkers are advised to stay clear however the ket boglins are mainly harmless and rarely bite. If you are approached by a ket boglin, try to stay calm and attempt to direct it back to its nest. Do not offer food as ket boglins rarely eat and may cause further confusion, although they have been documented eating pot noodle on occasions. 2002 - Ainsworth.
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Keeping an induvidual on a constant cycle of drip fed ketamine
Your talking alot of shit for someone within Ket-Locking distance
somebody that is too partial to ketamine consumption
that jay lad is one bad ket fiend. he even takes it just to sleep!
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Ket-dinosaur is when someone sniffed an indeterminate amount of Ketamine, and then walk with their arms like a T-Rex for the rest of the night. The foot movements are sudden, and portray poor coordination. The Ket-dinosaur is surprisingly good at standing upright though, and is almost always leaning to a preferred side.
Let's get her to the medical tent, that Ket-dinosaur isn't going to survive long in this environment.
the hole in which u find urself in when taken too much ketamin
fucking hell lads i was in a ket hole lastnight!
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A really fucking bad hair cut, or when a male doesn't cut their hair for ages as they are working on their 'ket wig'. would probably be similar to a person who was on ketamine. they look really fucking stupid.
"How's your ket wig coming along man?"
"Good bro, been about 3 months without a trim."
"Fucking disgusting . I love it."
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