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The pleasure a shopper experiences when (s)he finds the perfect item or an incredible deal.
Oh, my GOD! Can you believe I found this Prada purse on the bargain table? I 'm having the ultimate shopping-gasm.
1. Orgasm had during cybersex.
2. Orgasm had as a result of anything that happens online.
3. A sign that, just maybe, you need to get out more.
1. Who cares if that hot 15 yr old Asian girl was probably a 55 yr old fat man? I just had a huge e-gasm.
2. I was looking at some nice hardcore porn when I had an e-gasm.
3. I haven't had sex in 3 years, but I have an e-gasm every day... please kill me.
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The feeling of pure relief and the audible sigh a person makes when releasing a bowel movement that has been held in much too long.
After being stuck in a meeting for two hours Jack ran to the bathroom and had a poop-gasm in stall #2.
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The feeling of euphoria and/or sexual stimulation upon hearing an especially good riff or breakdown written by Chuck Schuldiner, frontman of the american death metal band "Death".
A Schuldner-gasm may be followed by any of the following: Ejaculation, tears of joy, muscle relaxation, etc,.
I was listening to "Empty Words" by Death, and when the intro ended and went into the main riff, I had a Schuldiner-gasm and creamed my jeans.
A term used to discribe the feeling you get while listening, seeing, or thinking about anything that has to do with Pink Floyd.
Jerica: "Oh man, Roger Waters (Bass Guitar) just gave me a HUGE Floyd-gasm in that song!"
Sam: "Man, shut up. Buster, trick, MARK!"
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The state of rapture displayed by democrats and liberal pundits over the prospects of Barak Obama in the 2008 Presidential race.
Did you see the old hens on "the View" having Obama-gasms this morning? It was embarrassing.
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an orgasm stimulated by penetration of the ass.
my girlfriend just had an ass-gasm
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