pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.

Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!

nice pasta

An abbreviated form of the phrase "that's a nice pasta" used to denote something generally pleasing. Similar in usage to "cool beans."

Friend: check it out I just got an A on the algeabra test
Me: oh nice pasta, man!

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Pasta Tooth

Having an obsession with pasta

"hey joey i loveee pasta"

"damn kate you gots a pasta tooth!"

Pasta Fetish

A Pasta Fetish is when a man is sexually attracted to all sights, aromas, or mentions of or about Pasta. This is a very erotic fetish without involving Sex. The fetish is mostly given to men who stick their (sorry for my language but) Ding Dong,inside pasta sauce like Marinara, Alfredo, and Ragu.

Oh, i heard john had one of those silly Pasta Fetishes

Pasta In A Bag

The action of tickling a sexual partner's anus with one's hair to bring about sexual arousal

"Hey, do you know if Kelly is into buttstuff?"
"Yeah, she's into pasta in a bag"

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that's a nice pasta

Used to describe pleasing news or as words of affirmation. Sometimes shortened to 'nice pasta' for casual use.

Friend: My grandmother decided to keep me in the will!
Me: Now that's a nice pasta, man!

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Pasta girl

A girl who is so wonderful and beautiful that all you want to do is make her dinner, preferably pasta with spices.

Sexual acts MAY ensue, but the primary goal is to take care of her and make her delicious, delicious pasta.

Ted: Corm, come down to the OP, there are so many pasta girls.

Corm: Oh man, you're a liar, there aren't any pasta girls there right now, only dirty, dirty hussies.

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