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The mathematical equivalent of an answered prayer, such as being healed of an incurable disease or chronic sickness; seeing a business, financial, or relationship breakthrough; and helping others deliver from demonic oppression or sexual addiction in the name of Jesus Christ.
In the spiritual realm, mathematical equations in the natural world no longer hold true thanks to supernatural forces: 1 + 1 ≠ 2, 1 + 1 + 1 = 1, …, 2 + 5 = 5000, π = 3.
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1. slang for 'the info' 2. asking for the low-down on something 3. 'information'
Hey man, we're heading out to that wedding tonight...but I need the 4-1-1.
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stand for romans 1:16 in the bible the fraze was made bye the 1-1-6 clique to show they ain't ashamed of the gospil of christ
there is no ex for 1 1 6
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Reproduction joke. The "1+1" refers to two people having sex; the extra 1 represents a potential baby, making a total of 3 people.
"I'm gonna get laid tonight!"
"Whatever man, just remember sometimes 1+1=3."
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The parity equation few currency manipulators or speculators ever thought would happen in their lifetime—when the American dollar finally caught up with the British pound.
Punsters have been bees-zy since the British economy started heading south, by divining when the pound would achieve parity with the dollar, or by predicting when £1 + £1 = $2 would occur.
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Jur1astic changes 1n me1anin (N0 VERY VERY G00D), Wi11 make your Stup1d dumb ass w1fe 0f 9 years leave you over some lil' dick moon cricket scenario l1ke "k1111ng aLL MinoR1T1es aS soON AS yOU SeE thEm" like its a bad thing then she will take you to court over some '''very small very silly''' epileptic episodes that ended 1n 4 couple 0f '''VERY S1LLY''' deaths then getting sent to prison and being charged with federal crime after which period of time you escape with your new '''''homosexua1 b1ack''''' lover who was the prophet of his own new relig1on where he will complete what hit1er couldn't whos name was Jarquaviontavious Z. christ after the escape you get '''s1lly goofy''' l1ttle revenge 0n your wife and her newfound husband and ch1ldren by sufocat1n them with su1fur capturing them in your s1lly l1ttle fun fun chamber where you make some o`w`o comfy sk1n b1ankets then drinking kool aid from their skulls
I was feeling down, then I opened my sacred Nigathology and read my dear held "Niggalations 1:1" which granted me the power of 10,000 Holocausts.
It has taken years for scientists to do all the studies to thus prove that 1 + 1 is actually 2. After a long and hard (lol, long and hard) test involving one apple, than adding another. The tests were proven that 1 + 1 is in fact, 2.
White boy: Omg, this is so hard, could you help me with my math?
white boy 2: Errr, the answer to that question is. 1 + 1 = 2.
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