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Today is january 11th
YO it’s national euri Day!
Damn dude really?
January 11th is International get more hoes Day
People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes
Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11
Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-
The day where you HAVE to get a new crush. If you're not with them yet, they're not worth it!
them: its january 11!
you: i dont like you anymore sorry
them:but its my birthday! :(
you:sucks for you
“Hey”
“Can I get some head”
“Why”
“It’s national receive head day”
“No it’s January 11”
On January 11 you have to kiss your ex day
It doesn’t matter if there single or not
JUST DO IT
Ex : “ Why did you just kiss me?
Me : Its January 11th
“ hey david you’re mom ate my ass today , it’s january 11th”
when the best people are born
they’re amazing
they’re capricorns
they can be really sad or really happy at the same time
someone: “Hi! You’re born on January 11 right? Can we be friends?”
people born on January 11: “hmm sure”