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National Vangel day!!
National vangel day celebrates the connection between valentina and angel. TRUE LOVE!
what day is it?
February 14... WHY?
"ITS NATIONAL VANGEL DAY"
OMG YAY
February 14 is national Attack on Titan day, if you do not pledge right now Captain Levi will brutally slaughter you in his sleep.
Person: YO it’s February 14 do you have a valentine for Valentine’s Day?
Person 2: No wdym it’s Attack on Titan day
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National slap a guy named Liam day unless he askes you out.
February 14:
"Hey y/n did Liam ask you out?"
"Yeah I guess I cant slap him :("
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a day where ugly people get chocolates from their parents
boy1: hey did you get a valentine
boy2: i got some chocolate from my parents
boy1: that makes sense
valentines day February 14
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The birthday of the guy destined to be a sex god
Guy 1:Did you hear it's Tyler's birthday today?
Guy 2: It's February 14? Damn I bet he gets more girls than both of us combined
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The day where one dumbass called another dumbass a whore, and boom they became friends (eventually something else but shhh)
me: remember when i called you a whore one February 14?
matt: ...
me: you're still a whore
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Where you make your dumb boyfriend buy you something or kick him in the balls :)🥰
You: “Hey babe did u get me anything?”
Him: “No whats today again”
You: “February 14 duh valentines day”
Him: “Oh yea no”
You: “Kick him in the balls” 😩
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