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January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.
In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.
Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"
National eat cake day.
Go out and eat a cake with friends, or maybe alone. depends on you.
You: Hey, do you know what day it is on January 18?
Me: It's national cake day!!
7 rings by Ariana Grande birthday
What happens on january 18
well the anniversary of 7 rings ofc
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National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
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Tanya
Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.
My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.
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The day T and N make 6 months together, THAT’S LIKE HALF AN YEAR MFFFF!!! Damn
Person 1: “wow how long have u guys been together?”
N: “on 18 January we’re making HALF. AN. YEAR. “