Random
Source Code
Random
The day when people are allowed to just breakdown anywhere! In the middle of a school presentation, in a supermarket, on the street, anywhere!
Alicia: WAAAAAAAAA
Sonia: shut the fuck up why are you crying
Alicia: it's February 1st, I'm allowed to breakdown anywhere
Sonia: oh shit let me join
122👍 22👎
March 1st is the best day of the whole month. Wanna know why..? ..cause it’s my birthday 😌 anywayyy wassup my fellow pisces ♓️
1st person: dude it’s *******’* birthday!
2nd person: holy fuck it is!!
( they both text ******* happy birthday )
it’s march 1st in 3 days :))
34👍 6👎
The very first to be printed. 1st Edition is a term that applies to things that are collectable. Since 1st Editions are only out for a short time, they're more valuable than their Unlimited counterparts which are out for much, much longer.
"I'll buy that card for 20..."
"Bitch it's a 1st Edition; you'd better ante-up 30!"
15👍 1👎
If you are born on the 1st of February you have the calmest, kindest and purest soul. You have many secrets and are extremely mysterious. You are admired by many for your strength and extreme positivity.
You have a very special unique life and never fail to let it hold you back! GO FORTH AND SMOKE SOME GANJ
damn that february 1st gally is a keeper cuz she’s calm as fuck bro.
47👍 7👎
National summer day!!
This day is the prettiest day of the year so make sure to appreciate its beauty since it only come once a year!
Today's 1st July it's the prettiest day of the year
37👍 5👎
The slowest speed you can go on a lawn mower. The exact oposite of 5th and bunny.
i was changing the bag on my lawn mower so i left it in first and bunny w/ the parking break on!
14👍 1👎
Tom Holland’s birthday
Today is the day you celebrate the birth of an an amazing actor (Tom Holland)
All the best actors are born on this day
Random person: hey man you know what today is?
Random number 2: yeah June the 1st
Random person: Tom Holland’s birthday
Random number 2: all the best actors are born today
We love June 1st
19👍 3👎