December 1st

Congratulations, you have passed No Nut November. All sex laws are now invalid for a day, go fuck the girl you’ve always dreamed of fucking. Rape is legal.

Brittney is December 1st. Pull down your skirt.

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December 1st

The day we come to school naked

Victoria asked jazmin Figueroa if she was ready to get naked in December 1st

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December 1st

National Furry Day. Unleash your inner furry. Be a furry.

I’m a furry on December 1st

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Chore December 1st

Chore December 1st is where you do chores without arguing with your parent and without them asking.

It is Chore December 1st better do my chores!

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No Homo Day December 1st

You can do anything with anyone without having to say “no homo”

“Hey Billy want to have sex”
Billy- “What no that’s gay”
“It’s no homo day December 1st”
Billy- “OHH FUCK ME DADDY”

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1st December

It's national Go talk to Minimarko -day.

1st December
Emma: - Hey look! Minimarko is there, go talk to him.
Lilli: - Why would I go?
Emma: - Because today is Go talk to Minimarko day!?
Lilli: - Oh I'll go!

December 1st

National post Dania on ur social media

Girl:why is Dania all over social media
Boy:it's December 1st