|=|_|[|<3|2

it's fucker nothing more nothing less

u |=|_||<3|2

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3/2

Zoe was born.
Bitch I love you

-what day is it?
-3/2

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1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe

Something you say when you spot a camel toe, usually said by a group of lads. It is funnier and has more effect than saying just camel toe

Lad A) 1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe
Lad B) Where :O
Lad A) There !
Lad B) Lol

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ZAQzaqXSWxswCDEcdeVFRvfrBGTbgtNHYnhyMJUmjuKIkiLOloPp1!2@3#445%667&8*9(0)

You have achieved Bored a bored that 1 ups any other boredness

ZAQzaqXSWxswCDEcdeVFRvfrBGTbgtNHYnhyMJUmjuKIkiLOloPp1!2@3#445%667&8*9(0)

Im going to go play fortnite now

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`~1!2@3#4$5%6⁷&8*9(0)-_=+[{]}\|;:,<.>/?

When u press every non-letter on your keyboard

No one would attempt this `~1!2@3#4$5%6⁷&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:,<.>/?

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2 high 3 wide

A description of what most men have as a penis erect.

(Hottie) Let me see your dick.
(Me) I’m not showing you shit.
(Hottie) Well how big it?
(Me again) 2 high 3 wide baby.

Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3

A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.

Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!

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