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A number used to describe a woman who's looks fail the general 1-10 test.
In addition: A woman labeled a -2 more than likely is packing a ball sack which has the ability to retract away inside the body.
"On a scale of 1 to 10... -2"
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For keeping something on a down low/ not wanting anyone to know your business.
Sam: girl didn't you and Jacob used to talk
Tiffany: yeah girl, but we gone keep that at a 2.
also known as number two
means taking a shit or scat, droppin' bombs (not in the George W. Bush sense of the word).
note: See the first Austin Powers movie for a funny joke about #2. When Austin is fighting an agent on the toilet, he says "Who does #2 work for?" The character (played by Tom Arnold), in the next stall, says (paraphrase) "Way to go! You tell em' who's the boss"
cf. #1 or number one
Joe: I gotta go to the can
Jill: #1?
Joe: Nah, #2 baby!
Jill: Sweet! do ya wanna make some scat?
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When you meant to say "<3" but it becomes so funny and different that all your friends starts using it instead of <3
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The "2%" is a term used to describe someone who has broken through a social barrier or is allowed to break a rule. The term is derives from the fact that condoms are only effective 98% of the time (so the 2% of the time they are not effective) which means that if someone is described as the 2% they are being compared to the sperm that get through the condom (due to a split or tear) on a rare occasion. In other words the exception, not conforming to the general rules.
Jon: Hey you can't do that!
Dave: Yes I can mate. I'm the 2%!
Harry: *Gasp* Jack can't go in there!!
Sam: Haha, he must be the 2%
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The best of the H4X0R variations of hacker. Used by someone who wants to make it clear that they take the term seriously. AKA a sad sad individual
If these "1337 |-|/-\><()|25" keep up with these dos attacks I will kill them with a knife.
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