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National cute day. You have to dress up super cute but so it looks good and impress you crush.
Girl: So this is my cat
Boy: ......
Girl: Are you listening?
Boy: Oh uhh sorry its November 2 and that girl is just really
cute, i want to hug her.
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National best friends day is a special day to celebrate your bff
1 I got you something to celebrate November 2
2 aww thx
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shits and gigs day! eat your own shit you produce. have fun ;)
“hey i heard it’s november 2!”
“really, let’s dine right now right here”
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National fuck your neighbours cat day
Arnav : “Hey, it’s November 2”
Neighbour’s cat : “Fuck”
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Beat anyone with their first name beginning with 'C'.
Me: Do you know what day it is today?
Carl: No
Me: November 2
Carl: Oh no
This day is for everyone to just remember that... ITS MOTHERFUCKING COLD OUTSIDE and snow is coming soon
*steps outside*
“NOPE ITS NOVEMBER 2 AND COLD AS FUCK”
National "Fail No Nut November" Day
Guy: Today is November 2
Guy 2: Yep, and it's time to fail No Nut November