October 21st

otherwise known as- national respect women day! Respect women bro. it isnt that hard.

" did u see brits titties? i didnt because i respect women. Tits arent something to be staring at. October 21st- national respect women day should be everyday. too bad men suck. "

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21st July

People who are born on the 21st of July are sussy bakas. they are also freaking sexy and awesome

damn, you were born on the 21st July? You are sexy.

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21st century

A crappy era where people only do anything for money. Presidents kill other countries for their things because they don't wanna share with them. Rappers constanly rap about money and women they don't really have and longer for the love of the game. Everything is big buisness and no longer for the fun of it.

Examples of 21st Century crap:
President Geogre W. Bush
Chingy
50 Cent and Gunit
"The Cookout" and........."Soul Plane"

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21st century

21st century is an exact replica of the middle ages where only money, glory, sex, fun, celebrity, and power counts.

Guy 1: Ay, What the f*ck is this 21st century?

Guy 2: Come on Bob, lets buy a time machine.

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October 21st

Make out with your crush/ girlfriend/ boyfriend/ secret lover of any kind for as long as you want, as many times as you want, whenever you want!

Mark: Its October 21st! Im gonna have so much fun!!

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21st base

When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.

Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.

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December 21st

people born on this day are the most fuckable people to ever be born

person 1: woah who’s the new girl

person 2: idk but i’m tryna slide

person 1: so is everyone else, she was born on december 21st

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