National impregnate your girlfriend day
Girl: I want a baby
Boy : No, not yet
Girl: But itβs February 22
GIVE UR CRACKHEAD FRIEND ANYTHING THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT!!!
Crackhead friend: OTTERS FOR LIFEEE
HEHEHEHEHEHE
other friend: AHHHHHH
February 22 is national crackhead day!!!
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National Worst Day of the year. This day sucks. This day is booty cheeks. If this is your birthday I'm sorry... SIKE this day sucks cause of you.
UGH it's February 22 damn no wonder I'm having such an ass day.
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Anyone who is born on February 22 is a very kind hearted person and will litteritly die for you
Person 1: ahh Iβm falling off a cliff
People born on February 22: Iβll die for you
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Me: lets fuck
Ex: but your my ex
Me: but itβs (February 22)
Ex: bend da ass over
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September 22 and February 21 are the days that the best people on the earth are made!
dude its September 22 and February 21!
oooh got to go get the presents!
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The day everybody wishes to be asked out on, as your anniversary will literally be 2/22/22. A TWOSday. (someone ask me out pls!! π)
yo itβs February 22 , 2022
wanna date? ππ
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