24

Great show. Was originally supposed to star Chuck Norris, but the producers realized the show would only last seventeen minutes because Chuck would have killed every bad guy and slept with their wives before the end of the first episode.

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24

Arguably the worst age to be when yer shit isn't quite together yet. Yeah you still go out and are the bee's knees when it comes to entertainment. But them ladies want more (why dammit?!)

On the other hand, it becomes almost unfair to pick up girls with your wit and status of (hopefully) having yer own place to crash later that evening!

Girl: Hey cutie, how old are ya anyways?
Dude: Sheet girl! I'm 24! RECOGNIZE!
Girl: OMG! Can I have your abortion?

Woman: So you live by yourself or with your parents still?
Dude: Girl please! I gots me a fly mad stupid pad for y'all to play around in. I'm 24 baby!
Woman: EXCUSE ME?! I ain't your baby! I ain't no grrrl! I'm a woman! And you a little BITCH!

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24

The number that SpongeBob thought of something funnier than

SB:I thought of something funnier than 24
P:what?
SB:25!

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24

By far, the dumbest show ever.

How can Jack Bauer go from the USA to Indonisia and then to Austria in less than 24 hours? I don't know, that's why this show sucks.

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24

24 represents everything that you can think of. It is the chosen number. It was chosen by the man.

24 is better that you.

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24

Another street name for ecstasy or "X". The letter "X" is the 24th letter in the alphabet, hince the number 24.

I'm gettin some 24 tonight.

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24

A Fox television show that packs drama, edge-of-your-seat suspense, and action within 24 hours. Jack Bauer is a special field ops agent of CTU. Only he is capable of saving the day. One might be very impressed after watching a few episodes of 24. But eventually, the series gets old, corny, and predictable after watching the first 3 seasons. Also, everything just happens to occur in Los Angelos.

Carlos always stays home on Monday nights just to watch 24.
24 gets predictable.

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