This is the day baddest bitches, the kindest hearts and best listeners were born, if you know someone born on this day then go wish them a happy birthday and thank them for being this rare. trust me you are damn lucky if you know someone born on this day.
person 1"isnt it June 26th, that's *insert name*'s birthday isn't it"
person 2" i think you mean the queen/kings birthday"
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THIS DAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER. ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE BORN ON THIS DAY!!!
Whoa...she's born on 26th May?! That's awesome!
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It's national fuck day. It is tradition to fuck the shit out of your opposite gender bestfriend.
Josh: hey dude it's nearly July 26th!
Tyler: Yeah mate I'm so excited to fuck my bestfriend
Josh: I'm fucking caroline tonight dude
Georgina: Hey girl, I've heard about alot of rumors with July 26th, What am I meant to do on that day?
Chloe: Omg Georgina! All the girls are fucking there guy bestfriend! You should fuck Tyler because he's your bestfriend right?
Chloe:
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You gotta be so kind if youโre born on this dayyy, youโre most likely taller than some friends but man you are prettyyyyyyy ๐but hereโs the thing. You probably love a tall guy, most likely called Olly ๐คช
โOh that her whenโs her birthday?โ
โ26th Aprilโ
โWell that explains why she likes mr brains over thereโ
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A day when kind and loving people are born, they will treat you right no matter what. They are loyal and will always be able to make you smile. Date someone who is born on this day because they will treat you like a queen/king.
Girl 1: Have you seen the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard he's born on October 26th.
Girl 1: I better ask him out then because he's definitely loyal.
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If u r born on this day u r the best boyfriend ever and u looking fucking amazing and banging and ur absolute boyfriend goals as well as an all together amazing person. You make ur girlfriend very happy and she loves u soo much and ur eyes and voice r dreamy.
If u ever meet someone or date someone on this day then ur the luckiest person in the world and u should keep them forever especially cause of their great pickup lines.
Girl 1"i wish my boyfriend was this good"
Girl2"well he's not born on January 26th sooo"
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October 26th; National Kick a Gabbie /Gabby/Gabi/Gabriela/Gabriella/Gabrielle/etc Day
Lori- Did you kick Gabby yet?
Chris-No why
Lori- Itโs October 26th! Itโs national Kick Gabby Day!