Rule 3

The number of girls/boys someone says multiply/divide it by 3. If its a guy, take the number of girls they said and divide it by 3, if it's a girl take the number of guys and multiply if my 3.

" I slept with 3 girls over break."
"Did you hear that guy, three girls!"
" nah dude, you don't know the Rule 3?"
" Oh yeah, Divide it by 3. He only slept with one girl."

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rule #3

3: Suck my dick and fuck my ass

Dilly: I don't like ur pants
C-SPAN: rule #3

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3 Finger Rule

if you can finger a girl with 3 fingers, you should do her at your place that night.

Jon: Let's see if the 3 finger rule applies to Stacy.Can i finger you Stacy?
Stacy: Yes Jon.
Jon: Well meet me at my place around 9ish, you passed the 3 finger rule.

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3 Day Rule

If you're dating a chick & it's early on, if she doesn't talk to you for three days, with you trying to make an effort, then you dump her.

Aaron: Hey! Have you talked to what's-her-name yet?
John: I've tried! Calling, texting.. Nothing man...
Aaron: Ha, looks like she's getting the 3 Day Rule then.
John: Bitch gets three days!

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3 Second Rule

If food drop on a clean surface it takes 4 seconds for the germs to get on it

bill: Oh sheeet i dropped my burger on your kitchen floor
Ben: ITs ok i clean the floor today
Bill: i aint eating it
Ben: 3 Second Rule
Bill: oh yeah
Ben: and Extra Flavour

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3 fart rule

When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.

Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.

Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart

Mike: That is one

Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart

Mike: that is two Duck, damn

Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart

League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.

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Rule #3

NEVER Shit At School! Ever.

If you feel your stomach rumbling just stay home and save yourself the embarassment and shame. NEVER, Rule #3.

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