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the day that a amazing person was born and kind of needs mental help! august 30 is also National High Five Your Friend In the Face With a Chair Day. It is also National Your Mom Jokes Day
P1 " hey bro, its august 30, you know what that means"
P2 "What do you mean?"
P1 *grabs a chair*
P2 " What are you doing?!"
P1 "Your mom!!"
P2 * hit across the face with a chair*
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Only the best, caring, loving, crackhead, smart, stubborn and EXTREMELY GORGEOUS people are born on this date.
“Dude that girl is gorgeous, I bet she was born on april 30”
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May 30th is said to be the best day in human history, those born on may 30th are known to be very beautiful & wealthy and have unforgettable sex.
He/she was born on may 30??Damn they must be sexy
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Best date to be born on it is superior to all other days of the year. only for people as cool as Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Hey were you born on July 30th?”
“Yes”
“Omg ur sooooo swagggylicious”
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people who are born on 30 November have a tendency to be the best people. beside being super cute and smart they’re still so humble.
Person1: what does it feel like to be the best?
Person2: being born on 30 November
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national hug someone you love day
GIMME A HUG OR IMMA SLAP YA ITS OCTOBER 30
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An American television show starring Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin. Known to sometimes make you laugh so hard that a little pee comes out.
"Did you see 30 Rock last night? That shit is a riot!"
"Yeah, I didn't get it. There was no laugh track."
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