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National ask your crush out day
Today is the day you ask your crush out
If you lucky she might say yes 👍
Crush/why did you just hug me
Me:it’s National huh your crush day
May 31 a day to celebrate
Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day
Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️
May 31 is national send a nut video day to your gf. You gotta send one and you can’t say no no matter what
Gf: hey guess what day it is!
Bf: what day?
Gf: may 31!!!
Bf: I guess I have to
International Peg your Boyfriend day
- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st
The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining
Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt
May 31st it’s a day before a new month and summer fully starts so it should be welcome with a great gift
Teacher- Can someone remind me of the date please?
Class- May 31!
That one girl- SLAYYYYY