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National kiss your girlfriend day
It’s December 5 i’m going to kiss my girlfriend
December 5 is when your male friend kisses your or slaps your Booty
Female friend:Oww you slap my ASS
Male:its December 5
Female:ohhok
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National beat your meat in front of your crush
December 5 is the day you beat it in front of your crush
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National do dirt day
You get ur crush / bf / gf and have some good time alone and do some dirty work
Mate: Hey were you off too?
Me: It’s national do dirt day, go get ur girl!
Mate: Is it December 5th?
Me: yesss!!
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December 5 the day you hug your bf and your bff if your single, ask your crush for their HOOODIE. If they don’t have a hoodie and you happen to have a scrunchie ask them to wear it!
December 5
Hey bf may I hug you? Or just hug them without consent
Hey can I have your hoodie?
Or can you wear MY scrunchie?
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Me: what day is it
Oh
Its december 5
Sasha sucks toe uwu
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National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
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