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When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.
I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.
Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.
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Refers to the unexpected hammer of highness that drops on your dome after smoking some surprisingly dank weed.
"Hmm. I don't know, dude. I feel like there's something weird about this bud. I just don't feel...."
"Hopefully the 5 minute effect kicks in, or we're going to have to get a refund or some shit."
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The 5 minute rule is a term used usually by overtly cocky men to explain how they can make a woman orgasm in under 5 minutes by going down on them.
This 5 minute rule is usually used along with bets made from both parties. These bets are almost 100% of the time won by the woman, because their male partners are just so ridiculously wrong.
On rare occasion though, some woman will feel the benefits of the 5 minute rule.
This term is also commonly used in text messages like the following:
"5 in 3 minutes. Bathroom. Be there"
"oh look at that, it's the 5th day of the 5th month. the 5 minute rule is about to be put to use. Get ready."
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the art of going at it after one person announces that time is up in 5 minutes. usually results in heavy petting, nakedness, and possible orgasm by one or both participants.
Ronny attacked Tony's penis once he announced that they had 5 minutes left until they had to get back to work. about 10 minutes later, Tony's fingers were deep inside Ronny as she stroked him to completion.
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The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.
Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.
5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.
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Someone who is on your list, for you to rock their world in 5 min or less depending on how long it takes
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Amber is on my 5 minute list
I would have bang the shit out of her.
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