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To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment
*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"
Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.
2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"
Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection
I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.
When a person is extremely intoxicated on every possible thing in their reach.
Daniel was 50 shades of fucked up at the party lastnight.