59 fifty

A New Era Fitted (Sized) Hat Usually Has Some Sort Of Baseball (LA Dodgers, NY Yankees) or on some cases football (Jets)Come In Various colors And Designs.

Comes With Two Stickers:
1) On The top of the brim TO BE REMOVED As it states size and you look like a dumbass if you leave it on
2) The Underside Holographic sticker to be left on as it authenticates it

Man No#1: Look At 50 Cents NY 59 Fifty He Looks An Ass
Nan No#2: Yeah Games LA Dodger 59 Fifty Looks Better

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59 FIFTY

"Gangsta" hat sold by New Era that is the most highly desired hats in existance. You MUST LEAVE THE STICKER ON to be cool, especially in Hawaii, LA, etc.

"Dannyboi just bought dat new white 59 FIFTY cap -- he has like ten already!"

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Rule 59

Anytime a response takes longer than 30 minutes then the responser automatically agrees with the statement maker."

James asked if he could get a tattoo. Sarah didn’t reply within 30 minutes so by Rule 59 James gets to assume that Sarah agrees with his choice.

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Rule 59

Nobody does it better than Gaston. No exceptions.

Guy 1: I don't think anyone can make better spaghetti than I do.
Guy 2: Rule 59.

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U of M-59

A pun on "The University of Michigan" intended to identify Macomb Community College, which is currently established on Michigan State Highway 59.

Student 1: Hey, I'm going to Michigan State for college dude, where are you going?
Student 2: U of M-59.
Student 1: Ahhh the Wolverines... nice.
Student 2: Errr, you're referring to the U of M. And we're the Monarchs (as in butterflies) by the way.

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11:59 p.m.

A time used to avoid disambiguation of today/tomorrow when dealing with midnight.

Me: I need you to finish this before Friday 11:59 p.m.
You: Ok sure.
vs
Me: I need you to finish this before Friday Midnight
You: er, so hand it in on thursday or friday?
Me: ... Friday...
You: But Isn't midnight the first moment of the day?
Me: Shuddup.

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File 59 cipher

The most horrible, mind-numbing, teeth-gritting, hair-pulling cipher that has been introduced to the general public. (Personally, I have taken to calling it The Water Temple cipher after the ever infamous Legend of Zelda Water Temple.)

Seen in Jadusable's Majora's Mask Haunted Cartridge ARG that began in early September of 2010, this cipher was introduced to the general population that makes up the ARG in the late part of September/early part of October. As of October 26, 2010, no one has been able to decipher this code to date.

Many people have spent weeks on this cipher, just to end up nowhere, and everyone spoken to about this cipher has said they 'died a little inside' after trying to solve this cipher.

Hey, have you ever heard of this thing? It's called the "File 59 cipher"...

EBOAKBBYCKWWXQGMEQNOK,RKZVOKCIVOWYJJMBKA

"File 59 cipher"...? OH MY GOD, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! /nukez the file/

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